Get ready for a side-splitting journey through the witty minds of some of the world's funniest comedians with our comprehensive guide to their most iconic sayings. From the absurd to the downright hilarious, these quotes will have you laughing out loud and sharing them with friends who crave a good chuckle.
Platform | Example Quote |
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Comedy Central | "The best way to avoid disappointment is to never expect anything from anyone." - George Carlin |
BrainyQuote | "My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that." - Emo Philips |
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." - Mitch Hedberg |
Tip | Example |
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Use sparingly: "Always be yourself. Unless you're a total jerk, then be someone else." - Bette Midler | |
Align with brand: "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed." - Steven Wright (for a sleepwear brand) | |
Attribute the quote: "The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin (in a quote about progress) |
Mistake | Example |
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Offensive quote: "Ignorance is bliss, unless you're a politician." - Robin Williams (not suitable for a family-friendly post) | |
Overused quote: "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" - Auntie Mame (no longer generates laughs) | |
Missing attribution: "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Albert Einstein (often misattributed to a comedian) |
*Honda's 2018 Civic ad campaign* featured a series of commercials with the tagline "Funny How Good It Feels," using humorous quotes from comedians to highlight the car's performance. The campaign resulted in a 12% increase** in sales.
*Mailchimp's email newsletters* often incorporate funny sayings in their subject lines and body copy. The company has seen a 25% open rate** increase since implementing this strategy.
*Dropbox's blog* regularly features posts with humorous titles and quotes from comedians. The blog has attracted an audience of over 2 million readers** and generates significant traffic to the company's website.
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